Friday, October 21, 2011

Boracay

Today was an awesome day. I did all the things scumbag tourists do: ride ATVs, sail boats, solicit lady-boys…








Swam today at a place called Willy’s Rock. It wasn’t as phallic shaped as I thought it’d be, but it was thoroughly enjoyable nonetheless.


People used this as a catholic worship site


Putting on the floaties...getting ready for some serial flapping action

Sailing out to the sunset was spectacular. The sunsets here are fucking redonkulous. So many hues of red…like God’s leaking period. I think I even saw a unicorn looking out from behind the clouds, winking.
Why you no has in America!? #thirdworldproblem


Off to another island!


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