Today was an awesome day. I did all the things scumbag tourists do: ride ATVs, sail boats, solicit lady-boys…
Swam today at a place called Willy’s Rock. It wasn’t as phallic shaped as I thought it’d be, but it was thoroughly enjoyable nonetheless.
People used this as a catholic worship site |
Putting on the floaties...getting ready for some serial flapping action |
Sailing out to the sunset was spectacular. The sunsets here are fucking redonkulous. So many hues of red…like God’s leaking period. I think I even saw a unicorn looking out from behind the clouds, winking.
Why you no has in America!? #thirdworldproblem
Off to another island! |
you lucky butt! haha jk
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