Singapore

Singapore has the reputation of being one of the cleanest and most rigid cities in the world. Chew gum and you’re likely to go to pay a hefty fine or go to jail! Yes, the city is pristine, but it’s still in Southeast Asia, so the Asian-ness still lingers like that faint smell of cigarette and prostitution on the walls of the homely (but friggin expensive) hotel where we stayed.

This is where we stayed!! So beautiful right? Just kidding. Misleading first pic.

Ooooh! Ahhhh! *camwhore camwhore camwhore*

Singapore is made up of a very diverse mix of Chinese, Indian, Malaysian, Christians and Muslims alike

They call this building "the durian"

Beautiful gardens, manicured to Stepford Wives-ey perfection 

No durian on the subway please

Double helix bridge (like the DNA)

Cute!!!

Their malls are HUGE

A vortex of never-ending shopalism

Cool elevators!

Yes, that's a RIVER inside the mall. Who would pay a ridiculous amount of money to get gawked at by people while you go up and down a fake canal in a mall of all places?

What would a mall be without an ice skating rink? LOL @ kid that fell down (I'm going to hell)

The outside of the mall

Too lazy to say much about Singapore. Probably because there isn’t much to say. It’s pretty…it’s clean…it’s expensive. Go there if you’re a label whore or into hawker foods. Or super obsessed with Xiaxue like I am.

Famous Singaporean chicken rice. WOW this was really really good. The chicken was super creamy and buttery and delicious!

Another Singaporean specialty....chili crab! THIS WAS SO GOOD

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