Thursday, November 10, 2011

Breast Milk Fruit

When I was like five years old, one of my earliest memories was drinking the creamy delicious nectar of vu sua (breast milk fruit). But like most early memories, I wasn't sure if it was for reallies or if I was just making it up. Hell, I could have been breastfeeding from a fruit for all I knew.

One day, I was walking down the street when this greenish pink fruit caught my eye. It's pretty unspectacular in appearance, but it intrigued me due to its unfamiliarity.

Too lazy to take my own pix...

This shiz was expensive as all hell, but believe me when I say it is the most delectable fruit ever. Forget liking passion fruit or dragon fruit, breast milk fruit is like sipping the finest, sweetest, most condensed of breast milks.

How can you look at this fruit and not wanna motorboat it

You basically poke a hole in the top, suck it to your heart's content, then cut and eat the rest of the gloppy insides.

oh YES.

Apparently, they're pretty hard to find in the city and they're only in season for a few months out of the year. This is probably why I thought I simply imagined it.

Breast. Hur hur.

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